Hey Jimmy What? What? What? Hey Jimmy What What What Your Girlfriend is some loser How? Well you see, It comes down to this (attempted rap) Jimmy is a dick and his girlfriend is a prick She used to be a tranny she shoves things up her fanny She has a big huge head and she takes up all the bed She eats like a horse and it's always very coarse I wanna do her mother and I wanna k** her brother Cuz he's such a big pain in the a** I'll k** him with a stick yeah i'll chop off his dick I am 6 foot four i'm taller than his door Anyways back to jimmy's girlfriend She burns very easily so she uses..... (some sort of choir) Fake tan oh oh oh oh Fa-ake ta-an oh oh oh oh She uses fake tan cuz she's a fake b**h Lets throw the b**h into the ditch Faa-aake taa-aan oh oh oh