You wish you could be everybody’s best friend It’s all about you it’s a means to an end You hope we’re all looking when you walk in the room Hope we’re all watching when you hang the moon Wish in one hand sh** in the other See which one fills up first for you brother Wishing that you could have nothing to hide If wishes were horses we’d all get to ride You wish you could live in the big house in town Give you the wealth so you can spread it around You want us to know where you’ve gone and what you’ve seen We’ll be the pawns, boy and you can play the king Wish in one hand sh** in the other See which one fills up first for you brother The envy of everyone you’re aching to be If wishes had eyes then the blind man could see You wish you could be everybody’s best friend Know the whole story from beginning to end Wish in one hand sh** in the other See which one fills up first for you brother I wish that I might you know I wish that I may Wish up a wind that would blow you away