Black Boe - Waffle House lyrics

[Hook: Strap] Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Hold on, excuse me, ma'am, what come on a sausage biscuit? Twenty more orange juice, twenty more biscuits Got my team together, now that's twenty naked b**hes [Verse 1: Strap] I-N-T-O-X-I-C-A-T-E-D I can barely even see I'm higher than a plane, drunker than a f** face I forgot my name, trying to sit up straight I can't maintain, DUI I'm so f**ed up, I can barely even drive One blunt, two blunt, three blunt, four Drink, drink, drink, drink, smoke, smoke, smoke [Hook: Strap] Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Hold on, excuse me, ma'am, what come on a sausage biscuit? Twenty more orange juice, twenty more biscuits Got my team together, now that's twenty naked b**hes [Verse 2: Ali] Oh my God, what is going on? Man, I'm drunk and smoking strong, got a n***a super stoned Oh my God, this fat b**h look so pretty And she got some big old titties and she acting real siddity Like, oh my God, I'm talking 'bout my head My eyes are very red, I don't wanna go to bed Oh my God, give me steak and cheese I got, like, fifteen orders, so just send the waiter, please [Hook: Strap] Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Hold on, excuse me, ma'am, what come on a sausage biscuit? Twenty more orange juice, twenty more biscuits Got my team together, now that's twenty naked b**hes Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Hold on, excuse me, ma'am, what come on a sausage biscuit? Twenty more orange juice, twenty more biscuits Got my team together, now that's twenty naked b**hes [Verse 3: Quez] Just left the club, 'bout to hit the Waffle House Man, I'm drunk as f**, what the hell he talmbout? I said I want a steak and cheese, but man, I want a waffle now Can't make up my mind, I think I want a Whopper now Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Twenty more orange juice and twenty naked b**hes Feeling buck 50, man, you know I blew that A sausage, biscuit, meat, and bread, no, I never knew that [Verse 4: Waka Flocka Flame] This ain't iHop, this the Waffle House Know how we rock, put it in her mouth All-star meal for my five-star b**h The way the girl walking, swear she'd get a n***a rich Michael Vick my eggs with cheese, yeah, I love them scrambled Turn up, mad as f**, been in line for about thirty minutes Turn up, bacon, egg, and cheese that'll get her on her knees Two words to the waitress: "Check, please" [Hook: Strap] Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Hold on, excuse me, ma'am, what come on a sausage biscuit? Twenty more orange juice, twenty more biscuits Got my team together, now that's twenty naked b**hes Breakfast at the Waffle House, twenty sausage biscuits Hold on, excuse me, ma'am, what come on a sausage biscuit? Twenty more orange juice, twenty more biscuits Got my team together, now that's twenty naked b**hes