Biz Markie - (More Than) Just a Friend (To The Sea) feat. Biz Markie lyrics

[Verse 1: Biz Markie] Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But your seafaring pa**ions just didn't relate? Let me tell ya a story ‘bout my situation I was talkin' to this girl from a landlocked nation The way that I met her was on the Twitter She had misconceptions ‘bout life on water I DM'd her straight, "Come down to the marina So I can ask you some questions bout your nautical demeanor.” I asked her sailing sk**, she said “Land-lub-bah” She had new boat shoes and a very big… car Then when I asked, “Do ya have a fear," she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, water's my friend" [Chorus 1: Together] You, you got what I need but you're saying you can't swim But you're saying you can't swim, oh baby You, you wanna sail the seas, but boats you can't comprehend But boats you can't comprehend, oh baby [Verse 2: Biz Markie] So I took Lub-bah over to talk to the Cap'n I thought “here's a commander who'll make it happen” Cause he's trained crews and that's a fact Like Alfie, Brunie, and Sea Dog (the mack) [Verse 2: Cap'n Crunch] Before Sea Dog starts talkin', gettin' familiar I want you to know that Biz and I feel your Relationship with water. We're understanding! But teachin' you to swim is what we are plannin' [Verse 2: Biz Markie] After this was established, everything was great We chilled on the Guppy ‘til it got nice and late [Verse 2: Cap'n Crunch] I woke up this morning and opened the door OH CRUNCH! Guess what I saw? Biz Markie's friend, turned to piracy And ruling the waves from aboard the Guppy [Verse 2: Biz Markie] So please listen to the message that we send Some people shouldn't be taught to swim [Chorus 2: Together] She, she got what she needs and she took my ship from me And she took my ship from me, oh baby We, we don't like piracy, we prefer to just be friends We prefer to just be friends