Birdflesh - Dear Driver lyrics

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Birdflesh - Dear Driver lyrics

It was an awful autumn night I took my car for a ride The speakers were pounding d**h and grind I accelerate and left the cops behind They couldn't stop me I was going crazy fast (ha ha ha ha ha, police police potato pig) Tried to drive faster than the blastbeats on the stereo (ha ha ha ha ha, faster than a maniac) Suddenly a deer was running towards me No time to react the hit was a fact I stopped and got out of the car To see if the deer was alive The deer was not dead It kicked me in the dead (ha ha ha ha ha, I fell unconscious to the ground) When I woke up The deer and the car was gone (ha ha ha ha ha,I am the biggest loser in the world) I took a cab... to the town When I arrived I saw dead people on the ground Finally I found my car, with four dead people under it Of course the deer was gone the police came and surrounded me "is this your car, sir?" "yes it's my car, a**!" "then you're coming with us, you're going to jail!" No! 10 years has gone Since I went to jail I've been gangraped every night