Birdflesh - Arabian Jesus lyrics

On a cross in Baghdad He was born with a mighty moustache He had a nice mother And 15 violent dads He was a famous kid He healed the wounded ones He turned water into oil Arabian Jesus superstar One day he was abducted by the stormtroopers of garlic They put him in a cradle with gra** wet from lemon juice When evil came close to him stars fell from the sky A star landed on the stormtroopers so they all died