Birdcloud - Vodkasodaburg lyrics

well i was sober as a judge walkin around williamsburg you know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg cause i've been drinkin with them h*mos and they say that they ain't h*mos but they, look like one to me. i got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind if i don't leave a tip yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullsh** straw in too just now i'm starting to get a ride in vodkasodaburg well my brain is feeling sparkly wow oh i so i so appropriate alcohol mmm everything is clear to me now well i met a local man in vodkasodaburg him's a self-described hopeless romantic am gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded and go back to his f**ing pad alone in bushwick and i went home with a mulatto oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow and that's why then he wrote a song about me oh no, i was lucky to be alive i threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg all the bartenders there all hate my f**in' guts i was just tryin' to get my time to shine all the girls turnin into b**hes spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get f**ed and this is where i get it off oh yeah probably never going to stop cause i can't say i'm never going to stop no i said i'm never going to stop i'll stop i was a sad sack of sh** walkin' around williamsburg just like all the residents that live in williamsburg i was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg can i please be anywhere else in the world except for here.