Birdcloud - Bandit lyrics

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Birdcloud - Bandit lyrics

I woke up in a pool of my dog's own vomit I guess he must have overdosed last night I was fixing my transmission on my 97 Chevy Scratching on my titties and drinking Miller Light Well, Bandit, I guess you done picked your poison That antifreeze I spilled upon the drive And maybe if I'd bought you that expensive dog food It may have just decreased your appetite If I had not got drunk and knocked over the bottle Of antifreeze upon the drive Oh, Bandit you might still be alive Well I guess I got frustrated That damn truck's so hard to fix And you was trying to get my attention Showing momma your brand new tricks You was bucking like a bronco and eating lots of gra** You was whimpering like a whooperwill And scooting around on your a** Now you're stiffer than the oak tree To which I had you tied to I made some mistakes It don't mean Mommy didn't love you If I had not got drunk and knocked over the bottle Of antifreeze upon the drive Oh, Bandit you might still be alive Oh, Bandit you might still be alive This is the worst damn day of my life