Bing Crosby - The Cockeyed Mayor Of Kaunakakai lyrics

He wore a malo and a coconut hat One was for this and the other for that All the people shouted as he went by He was the co*keyed mayor of Kaunakakai He was just a lazy malihini haole boy But all the girls were crazy To share his fish and poi, Oh He wore a lei and he wore a smile He drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhile Then he made 'em laugh 'til he made 'em cry He was the co*keyed mayor of Kaunakakai The horse he rode was skinny A broken down old female So he placed a big panini Right under that horse's tail, Oh He made her buck and he made her fly All over the island of Moloka'i You could hear the kanes and wahines cheer As they gave him a lei of k�®kania Now you've heard my story About the mayor of Kaunakakai All his fame and glory On the island of Moloka'i