Bing Crosby - Well Did You Evah! lyrics

[MIKE:] I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man [DEXTER:] Is that what they're saying? Well, did you ever What a swell party this is [MIKE:] And have you heard the story of A boy, a girl, unrequited love [DEXTER:] Sounds like pure soap opera [MIKE:] I may cry [DEXTER:] Tune in tomorrow What a swell party this is What frills, what frocks [MIKE:] What broads! [DEXTER:] What furs, what rocks! [MIKE:] They're beautiful [DEXTER:] Why, I've never seen such gaity [MIKE:] Neither have I [DEXTER:] Its all just too, too exquis, really [MIKE:] This french champagne [DEXTER:] Domestic [MIKE/DEXTER:] So good for the brain [MIKE:] That's what I was going to say [DEXTER:] You know you're a brilliant fellow? [MIKE:] Why, thank you [DEXTER:] Drink up, chap And please don't eat that gla**, my friend Have you heard about dear Blanche? Got run down by an avalanche [MIKE:] No! [DEXTER:] Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl, you know Got up and finished 4th [MIKE:] This kid's got guts [DEXTER:] Having a nice time? Grab a line [MIKE:] Have you heard that Mimsie Starr [DEXTER:] Oh, what now? [MIKE:] She got pinched in the Astor bar [DEXTER:] Sauced again, eh? [MIKE:] She was stoned [DEXTER] Well, did you ever? [MIKE:] Never! [DEXTER/MIKE:] What a swell party this is! [MIKE:] It's great [DEXTER:] Ah, it's great [MIKE:] It's grand [DEXTER:] So grand [MIKE/DEXTER:] It's wonderland! La da da da... [DEXTER:] We sing [MIKE:] Oh, we sing [DEXTER:] So rare [MIKE:] So rare [DEXTER/MIKE:] Like old Camembert Like Baba au Rhum! [DEXTER:] Bababababum [MIKE:] Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum! [MIKE/DEXTER:] Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars? Well, did you ever? What a swell party, a swell party A swellegant, elegant party this is! [DEXTER:] I drink to your health [MIKE:] Nah, lets drink to your wealth [DEXTER:] You're my bon ami [MIKE:] Hey, that's french [DEXTER:] Liberty [DEXTER/MIKE:] Fraternity Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars? Well, did you ever? What a swell party, swell party Swellegant, elegant party this is!