Bing Crosby & Rosemary Clooney - Ain't We Got Fun lyrics

Bill collectors gather 'round and rather haunt the cottage next door Men the grocer and butcher sent, men who call for the rent But within a happy chappy and his bride of only a year Seem to be so cheerful, here's an earful of the chatter you hear Ev'ry morning, ev'ry evening ain't we got fun? Not much money, oh, but honey, ain't we got fun? The rent's unpaid dear, we haven't a bus But smiles were made dear for people like us In the winter in the summer don't we have fun? Times are bum and getting bummer still we have fun There's nothing surer, the rich get rich and the poor get children In the meantime, in between time ain't we got fun? Just to make their trouble nearly double, something happened last night To their chimney a gray bird came, Mister Stork is his name And I'll bet two pins, a pair of twins just happened in with the bird Still they're very gay and merry just at dawning I heard Ev'ry morning, ev'ry evening don't we have fun? Twins and cares, dear, come in pairs, dear, don't we have fun? We've only started as mommer and pop Are we downhearted? I'll say that we're not Landlord's mad and getting madder, ain't we got fun? Times are so bad and getting badder still we have fun There's nothing surer, the rich get rich and the poor get laid off In the meantime, in between time ain't we got fun? When the man who sold 'em carpets told 'em he would take them away They said, "Wonderful, here's our chance, take them up and we'll dance" And when burglars came and robbed them taking all their silver, they say Hubby yelled, "We're famous for they'll name us in the papers today" Night or daytime, it's all playtime, ain't we got fun? Hot or cold days, any old days, ain't we got fun? If wifey wishes to go to a play Don't wash the dishes just throw them away Streetcar seats are awful narrow, ain't we got fun? They won't smash up our pierce arrow, we ain't got none They've cut my wages but my income tax will be so much smaller When I'm laid off I'll be paid off, ain't we got fun?