Billy Crudup - Real Friends lyrics

You're my sidekick You're my alibi You're my right-hand man I'm your homeboy I'm your main dude I'm your best-laid plan When the sh** hits the fan Could I make you understand I don't know Would you still be my friend if I made out with your mother Would you still be my friend if I beat up your brother 'Cause I'd still be friends with you That's what real friends do (solo) You're my defence You're my samurai You're the man, you're the man There's no secrets There's no need to lie Words are not enough to best describe us But when the sh** hits the fan Could I make you understand I don't know Would you still be my friend if I broke into your house pissed in your shoes and relieved you off your eyebrows I'd still be friends with you 'Cause that's what real friends do These scenarios have all been hypothetical so far Bad news is I think I brought your girlfriend to the brink While you were sleeping after drinking in the backseat of tour car I will still be your friend no matter what happens I will still be your friend through the good times and the bad ones 'Cause I'll always be there for you 'Cause that's what real friends do 'Cause that's what real friends do 'Cause that's what real friends do 'Cause that's what real friends do