Bill Shontz - Package Man lyrics

Georgie made the most delicious cookies Georgie baked them in his special pan All his friends who tried 'em Said that folks would buy 'em If they're packaged nice and fancy By the famous Package Man So Georgie rode his bike down to the factory Walked inside, his cookie in his hand Hi, my name is Georgie, I want to sell this cookie. You were wise to come and see me, Georgie I'm the Package Man! I am the Package Man I am the Package Man I can pack-ack-ack a package Like no other packer can I'll make it boxidacious Packastrophic really swell A cookie's just a cookie It's the package that'll sell! He turned to his a**istant Who was standing close behind. He said, Take this cookie, Snookie We've a package to design! Let's see, where should we start? Hey, I've got it! Wrap the cookie up in paper Neon pink might work quite well Yeah, I think that hot pink paper Would be absolutely swell Cause a cookie's just a cookie It's the package that'll sell I never thought of it that way Heh, heh, of course you didn't Now, place the hot pink papered cookie In a decorator box Big enough to catch their eye From halfway down the block Oh, a decorator box That'll really ring their bell And of course the hot pink paper Would be absolutely swell Cause a cookie's just a cookie It's the package that will sell I can see it! I can see it! It's a vision! We'll seal it all in shrink wrap Double thick and hard to tear To keep the boxes shiny And protect them from the air Yeah, the shrink wrap is important To preserve the taste and smell A decorator box That'll really ring their bell And of course the hot pink paper Would be absolutely swell Cause a cookie's just a cookie It's the package that will sell Gosh, this is awfully fun Work with me, work with me! Put the shrink wrap boxed up cookie In a slick designer sack To make it more attractive We don't want it coming back Great! Designer sacks are magic With the yuppie clientele And the shrink wrap is important To preserve the taste and smell And a decorator box That'll really ring their bell And of course the hot pink paper Would be absolutely swell Make it big, bigger, biggest! It's the package that will sell! Genius, boss! Have you ever doubted it? Now of course this brilliant package Will be traveling out of state So wrap it all in bubble pack And stick it in a heavy crate Oh boy, oh boy The crate would sure protect it On the truck in case it fell Designer sacks are magic With the yuppie clientele And the shrink wrap is important To preserve the taste and smell And a decorator box That'll really ring their bell And of course the hot pink paper Would be absolutely swell Call the kid; it's a wrap It's a package that will sell Georgie rode his bike back to the factory Saw the package Gosh, it's awfully big He opened up the crate And the bubble pack as well The sack by a designer, Whose name he couldn't spell Then the shrink wrap package With its funny plastic smell Then the decorator box Which didn't ring his bell Then he broke the paper wrapper And gave a dreadful yell! Hey, there's nothing in this package It's just an empty shell! You forgot the cookie, Snookie No I didn't; it was swell Boss, you told me I should snack it! I said pack it! Oops! Oh well! Never mind about the cookie It's the package that will sell I am the Package Man I am the Package Man It was just a little cookie But it's gotten out of hand Keep your fancy packaging Your lettering and wrappaging, A little paper bag I can recycle Will work grand! He's wrong, Snookie The kid is totally wrong What do I always tell you? You've gotta shrink wrap 'em Bubble pack 'em Neatly stack 'em and they've gotta be Crush proofed and leak proofed Bug proofed What's more they've gotta be I am the Package Man (Sterilized, h*mogenized) I am the Package Man (Sanitized and maximized) Yes, I made the most delicious cookie (I can pack-ack-ack a package like no other packer can) (Plastic-ack-ack packigated by the Package Man) No, I do not need the Package Man! (I am the Package Man, I am the Package Man) (Shrink wrap 'em, bubble pack 'em neatly stack 'em and they've gotta be) Yes, I made the most delicious cookie (I can pack-ack-ack a package like no other packer can) (Crush proofed and leak proofed, bug proofed, what's more they've gotta be)