Bill Nelson - Reality Check lyrics

It's time to get a grip on that hippy dippy bullsh** Kick that guru out of town Shave off that sticky beard, it's too weird and it's not cool So, wipe off that smile and frown Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, one, two, three Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check. okay I don't buy your books, I don't like your looks And your light bulb seems to me quite dim You're a piece of cake and you're a belly-ache And your fat chance is getting slim Your unearthly merchandise and you promise of clear skies Makes me sick as a parrot pall You're bloated and you're pink, not as clever as you think and... That's about the extent of it Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, one, two, three Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, look out, yeah Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, hello It's time to get a grip on that hippy dippy bullsh** Kick that guru out of town Shave off that sticky beard, it's too weird and it's not cool So, wipe off that smile and frown Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check testing Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, hello (Okay) (End of the day)