Bill Hicks - Play Rocky Top lyrics

Now I come down to this bar every evening I get here just about ten I been tryin' to get a little lovin' Can't remember how long it's been So if you'll just do me a favor Play that song for me I'll fix your car next Thursday Throw in the lube and the oil for free (chorus) Play"RockyTop" for the lady at the bar with the long red fingernails I been tryin' all night to get that girl, ole "Rocky Top" it never fails I can't play no music, I ain't got no hundred dollar bill But if you'll just play old "Rocky Top," I know that lady will. Now some people think that I'm stupid That's all right with me Some people can think about anything they want Just as long as they let me be I ain't got no education and I don't know how to spell But I know what a good dried song sounds like And I know how to raise some hell (chorus) Well the money keeps getting smaller And the rent keeps going up I got me a little house trailer And a brand new blue tick pup I can't afford no regular woman So this is what I'll do: You play "Rocky Top" for me And I'll sing this song for you