Bill Hicks - Gideons lyrics

Do y'all have different books of the bible than I do? Are y'all Gideons? Who are the f**ing Gideons? Ever met one? No! Ever seen one? No! But they're all over the f**ing world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms. Every hotel room: "this Bible was placed here by a Gideon." What? I've been here all day and I ain't seen sh**! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a f**ing Gideon. What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from, Gidya? Who the f** are these people? I'm going to capture a Gideon. I'm going to make that my hobby. I am, I'm going to call the front desk one day, "yeah, I don't seem to have a Bible in my room..." (Laughter)