Bill Bailey - Leg Of Time lyrics

The jester hops on the leg of time The scourge of the wizard nation Magical chanting is no crime When you're s**led by a blind Alsatian Who stole the leg of time? Seen through the eyes of Murgar's kestrel Where's the tiny mouse? There it is Ah ha ha Ah ha ha Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know Who stole the leg of time? When time had one leg it couldn't march It stopped It hopped Who stole the leg of time? Was it the wizards? No Was it the goblins? No Was it the elves? No Was it the dwarves? Nooo Was it the kestrels? No Was it the satyrs? No Was it the brain police? What? Was it the man with the key to the door of reality Underneath the mat of insignificance? Nope Well, who was it then? Was it the terrorists? No Was it the pterodactyls? No It was Terry! Terry! Terry stole the leg of time co*kney Medley! Oh Terry you slag you nicked the leg of time Give it back before you get a slap Take it down the dog and duck and leave it behind the bar Or you'll get a slap sunshine Don't give me no rabbit! Leave it behind the bar Get off me sister Leave it behind the bar Give me half a pound Leave it behind the bar... Who stole the leg of time? Terry stole the leg of time