Big Mama Thornton - Watermelon Man lyrics

Hey - watermelon man Hey you with the red truck Watermelon man Bring me a watermelon (make it nice and juicy) Make it mellow (yes you young fellow) Bring it up here to the fifth floor Watermelon man Say watermelon man Did you hear what I said? Will you bring me a watermelon Up here to the fifth floor Five dollars? Wait a minute What you doin' Chargin' five dollars a floor? You think I'm gonna pay five dollars for a watermelon You crazy And move your truck, out from my driveway What you say? Say you got what? You tellin' me you got a license That's alright, I'll call the police What you say? You gonna sell the police a watermelon You might not know what kinda police I might call Might not even like watermelon And you keep on tellin' me you got a license I don't care what kinda license you got You ain't got no license to sell in my driveway So move Oh you ain't gonna move, huh? Lets see then I'll get all these hound dogs And we'll come downstairs and flatten your tires And we'll get some free You better move you smart alec I ain't gonna buy one of your old watermelons You talk too smart And that goes for your truck too