Big JK - Lost My Dick lyrics

[Verse: 1] I remember in fourth grade I got my dick stuck in the pencil sharpener The teacher left the room to go get the school carpenter The girls got close and the boys moved away father Next thing happens now my dick is getting harder My dick is really hard in the pencil machine It's jacking me off while it grinds my dick like a coffee bean I wanted this girl to s** it, her name was Charlene I pulled to get it out but I twisted a spline I asked her to s** it and she said no that's disgusting "Your dick is bloody," then my dick started busting The guys said hey it smells like someone's been f**ing I said hey f*ggot shut the f** up that smell is nothing I said come over here and I'll break your neck And I'll bone your girl with my erect... tion In this science cla** we are doing a dissection Of my dick that got chopped up and experienced an ejection Of white steamy cream, let's give it an inspection [Chorus] I f**ed her once f**ed her twice I wanted to f** that girl for life But then I got my dick stuck in the pencil sharpener I lost my dick I want it back Please give it back Motherf**er [Verse 2] If I ever find the motherf**er responsible for this I'm going to beat their mothingf**ing a** f** you and your tiny a** dick you b**h a** man-who*e s*ut acting motherf**er coming on my a** like a b**h f** you and your crew I k** p**y for dinner How am I supposed to feed my kids I sit alone drinking p**y juice all day Wondering when I will see my dick again Once it got unstuck it was a bloody mess I put it in the pants of this one girl Sabrina She told me it made her wet even though It was bloody as f** and she probably got aids I only want my dick back Imagine if your dick was ripped off you It would feel so bad (so bad so bad) So f** you! [Chorus] I f**ed her once f**ed her twice I wanted to f** that girl for life But then I got my dick stuck in the pencil sharpener I lost my dick I want it back Please give it back Motherf**er [Outro] b**h! Give me back my dick! I hate b**hes like you! Uh Instead of the headless horseman I'm the dickless dick man Uh f** you!