Big Hits 2012 - Last Night (Beer Fear) lyrics

Last night I told ya I loved ya Woke up blamed it on the Vodka I genuinely thought I was dyin' And I could see that smile you were hiding Last night I told ya I need ya That's the last time I drink tequila Super lemon and his sidekick salt kid I start cryin' and verbally a**aulting Last night I asked you to marry me That's when I remembered the brandy I wake up and claim I didn't say it Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave and Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again Last night police had to frisk me In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey Whoops, I think I said too much like Do you like my bracelets Oh wait, they're handcuffs So last night I said, "I want your babies Forget the ice it's not nice to drink Baileys I drink that much that I forget Of every embarra**ing thing that I say next He said, "I got on one knee and there's no way Unless I've been drinking Oh yeah, Rosé Sailor Jerry's why d'ya think I drunk a ship full Please, please someone provide me a disbrol." Last night I called you a loser I think that was after flamin' Sambuca I shouted at you "do me a favour" And that's when I fell off the pavement Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Drinking too much and socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave and Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again 'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth Wake up in the morning and be in my own house Do a last shot and know when to stop Know when to leave and when to lock my front door Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking I love drinking too much and socially smoking I don't really want to learn to behave amen And I, hey, just missed another day again