Big Daddy Kane - XXX-Mas freestyle lyrics

Big Daddy Kane: It was the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring,not even a mouse As a matter of fact, not even Santa Claus He was out on the avenue,knocking off draws He said: "f** the children, I don't care anyway If they can wait 12 months,they can wait one more day I'm taking my sack and my reindeer show Down to the avenue to buy a HOE HOE HOE" So off with his presents Santa Claus went To give to a prostitute instead of men And finally Santa found the right ho To take to his sleigh and s** his mistletoe He dragged her inside and he laid her on the sack He dropped his red trousers and leaned all back She might have been uncomfortable on those cars and doors But she turned Santa's nuts into jingle balls Saint Nick got his dick a quick slick lick From a girl trying to turn a quick christmas trick Now that's how XXX-Mas was made Biz Markie: Because,this is the season to get laid La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la