I'm on my way around the world When I get back I'll have diamonds and pearls All by myself, all by myself I don't need nobody help me, I can do it all by myself Now they locked up in jail that's no hanging crime Now I'm on the farm, I'm doing time All by myself, all by myself I don't need nobody help me, I can do it all by myself I got a wife, I got fourteen kids I ain't ashamed, don't try to keep it hid All by myself, all by myself I don't nobody to help me, I can do it all by myself I got a house full of women, they all full of pep I can take care of them I don't need no help All by myself, all by myself I don't need nobody help me now, I can do it all by myself Of course I'd sue, told old pop-eyed Jim Call Uncle Sam, so's I can take care of them All by myself, All by myself Lf I don't need nobody help me, I can do it all by myself Now the Jack and the mule runnin neck and neck The Jack told the mule, "I got you son, what you bet?" All by myself, all by myself I don't need nobody else I can do it all by myself