Big Bad Bosses - Egg Man lyrics

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Big Bad Bosses - Egg Man lyrics

Up at six like a morning glory Fix breakfast at my inventory Get to the point Won't bore you with my story (Surprise) It's eggs! Gotta rule over all them zones Got the tones that's blowing up phones But when I'm hungry you know I'm gonna jones for eggs Fettuccine a la ovo In the kitchen where the pros go I'll cook you something pro bono But all I know is eggs (I'm a chef, I roll hard!) Huevos Rancheros Or (?) Dropping jalapeños Like bapapapapa bapapa I'm Doctor Eggman I'm not an egg, man Don't make me beg, man Don't play no game I wrote the book, man On how to cook, man Alright now look, man I got a name People call me Eggman cause of my shape Not Doctor Avocado or Doctor Grape I'm an ovoid man With an ovoid plan That's eggs! Straight up on a griddle or a pan People see me moustache Damn it make me nauseous Fools like to step and ask if I'm the walrus That's the wrong song What's the matter with you But screw it I got a three hundred IQ I got that multiple genre bling I got four and twenty rings I'm like Australian Burger King Cause I put eggs on everything Back to business Back to me green hills I got that custard They pay me in clean bills French toast Take the day off With eggs Put em in your face I got a lock on protein That's why my figure stay so lean I'm gonna dominate the whole scene With eggs! Mess around and I'll throw down the gauntlet Round Chef Challenge: Make the best omelette Okonomiyaki or Matzo Brei I poach and I baste and I scramble and I fry And I can fly, did I mention that? I got machinery to crush you flat But when I (?) I go full fat Fri-tatatatata tatata I'm Doctor Eggman I'm not an egg, man Don't make me beg, man Don't play no game I wrote the book, man On how to cook, man Alright now look, man I got a name It's Doctor Eggman It's Doctor Eggman It's Doctor Eggman It's just a name I'm not an egg, man I'm not an egg, man I'm not an egg, man It's just my name EGG-AH