Best Friends Forever - Tape Song lyrics

I'll come to meet you in Moscow, Idaho I'll drive down to you in Utah, specifically to Provo I want to hear you say "Jessica" when you're in Philadelphia and I would love to be courted long distance from Portland I think it would be great if you lived in a different state otherwise I am too busy, I'm always in a rush and there's not enough room for all my stuff I like boys from Tennessee and they sure now how to make them in Ypsilanti I'm going to bring a little Brianna to you in Montana Me wishin' I was kissin' with you in Michigan I used to think it was great when I got to look forward to seeing your face But now that we occupy the same space I just can't get excited in the same way The further away, the fuzzier your face The harder to make a less desirable traits When I'm looking at you through a telescopic lens It's easier for me to use my imagination but when I'm looking at you through a microscopic lens that's when it's harder for me to pretend That I still think it would be great For that's the only way we can remain In this lovey dovey romantic phase Without the drag of the everyday I'm sorry that I liked you better when I only knew you through your letters Take it from me, the best way to be is fickle and feckless and wishy and washy Let me tell you the best thing to do when you live in a city is find yourself a hottie and when you realize you want more then just a smooch pack up your bags and move to Minneapolis or Duluth