Bernard Butler - I Hate Seagulls lyrics

I hate seagulls and I hate being sick I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits I hate falling over, I hate grazing my knee I hate picking off the scab a little bit too early I hate getting toothache, I hate when it's a piss take I hate all the mistakes I make I hate rude, ignorant ba*tards, and I hate snobbery I hate anyone who if I was serving chips wouldn't talk to me But I have a friend with whom I like to spend Anytime I can find with I like sleeping in your bed I like knowing what is going on inside your head I like taking time and I like your mind And I like when your hand is in mine I like getting drunk on the dunes by the beach I like picking strawberries I like cream teas, and I like reading ghost stories And my heart skips a beat every time that we meet It's been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory But then you're back and I am fine cause you're with me And I'm in love with you And I can't find the words To make it sound unique but honestly you make me strong I can't believe I've found someone this kind I hope we carry on Cause you're so nice and I'm in love with you Love with you Love with you