Benny Ca**ette - You Got PWNED! lyrics

[Verse 1] You f**ed up now, cause I'm in my zone Punk, sit back or you'll get pwned Got no time for the whack noob clone I'm hittin' that fame, no more unknowns Playmates jock while you sitting at home All alone stroking your bone p**no smellin' like dad's cologne You're fake just like your girlfriend's moans Like double D's with silicone And this right here ain't sticks and stones This right here is the Jace Hall Show Where middle fingers raise up slow And while you hate from your toilet bowl I get to interview Coco No go dodo, you're a clown, bozo Got the game world locked in a firm chokehold Laying vocals tight on the track solo Who knew my flow could be so cold? You're comin' up short just like Frodo They lovin' me more than Mario I'm Nintendo, you're Coleco You kiss my a** nice and slow Then kiss my HDFilms logo Guess what noob? You got PWNED! [Hook] You got PWNED! You got PWNED! You got PWNED! Take yo wack a** home You got PWNED! You got PWNED! You got PWNED! Take yo wack a** home [Verse 2] Don't you see? I do this for fun My first name's Number, last name's One Your last name's f**, your first name's Dumb Get it? Dumb f** (UHHH!) All you get from me is crumbs You still play Dora at 21? Come on, son, are you that dumb? I got my own controller, it weighs a ton Wanna play me? Too late, I won! Me and games like Earth and sun Like DMC goes with the Run And 50 Cent goes with a gun I'm Duke Nukem, you're Pokemon I'm pokin' fun at you hopeless bums While you choking on my hot dog bun I'm Donkey Kong at ComicCon Wrecking sh** and dropping bombs Nachos and some Papa Johns Served to me by your fine a** mom In a purple thong With her big pompoms While she complains my dong's too long Oh snap, that sh** was wrong You're crying now, you wanna' go home Shut up noob! You got PWNED! [Hook] You got PWNED! You got PWNED! You got PWNED! Take yo wack a** home You got PWNED! You got PWNED! You got PWNED! Now leave it alone [Verse 3] I'm MTV and ABC Motherf**er, you can see my name on V I'm a do-or-die gamer, you can't see me Hot ride, big crib and I ain't no geek And I'm OG with the 360 PS1, 2 and 3 Like OMG, I am HD I'll f** you up, even on Wii Kick your a** with Chun-Li Kick your a** in any game you please Easy see me, my evil deeds Can even break the Assa**in's Creed You rock for free, I rock for a fee First MC to rock E3 And yes, there are gamer-to-be's Digital girls with big titties And when I go to your city You can try to get with me You better not be so dumb newbie Steppin' up, thinking that you'll school me Grabbing your balls all unruly Truly you need to be two feet away from me Cause see I'd be 6'3 just when I'm on my knees Which be where you'd be all the time Motherf**er, I don't care if this sh** don't rhyme Eenie-meenie-miny-mo Take your goddamned wack a** home And don't f** with me till you're grown Don't forget your ice cream cone School's out, time's up and I gots to go But I'll say it again You got PWNED! [Hook] You got PWNED! You got PWNED! You got PWNED! Take yo wack a** home You got PWNED! You got PWNED! You got PWNED! Take yo wack a** home