I wrote my last love song today Got the whole damn phase out of the way It was here, now it's gone But that was my last love song I wrote my last love song today I wrote my last love song tonight Recorded my last love-starved plight I was young and naive I wore my heart on my sleeve I wrote my last love song tonight I wrote my last romantic spiel So you'd know how I feel You're just another girl, no doubt Who this song's not about I wrote my last love song tonight I used to think I was a pioneer To love what no man has gone near But there's no point, no dignity To sulk in self pity So that's behind me Just try me, give me your best shot I don't know what I am But I know what I'm not I wrote my last love song, it stinks At least that's what I want you to think But it's not true, there'll be more About the cute girl next door I'm just burned out on love for a while I'm just burned out on love for a while