Ben Folds - Oasis lyrics

When I got to the party they gave me a forty And I must have been thirsty Cause I drank it so quickly When I got to the bedroom There was somebody waiting And it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested) And she knew how to get there She knew all the nurses; they were all very friendly But the test came out positive I've seen better days but I don't care Cause I just sent a letter in the mail When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend We got there an hour before the appointment And outside the building were all these annoying Fundamentalist christians; we tried to ignore them I've had better days but I don't care Oasis got my letter in the mail When vacation was over The word was all over that I was a crackwho*e Melissa had told them And so now we're not talking except we have tickets To see Blur in October and I think we're still going I've seen better days but I don't care Oh, I just got a letter in the mail Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear