I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning How will I get there? I don't do d** All my friends are on their holidays I go outside, it's not so bad I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that The girls were holding hands The girls are holding hands Don't be a fool It's 1995, the girls are just friends They got the d** I could use but then I don't want any All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny How will I get one? I don't know How will I get one? I don't know How will I get her to strike a pose? It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus I saw my friend when she's finished working Get some fish and chips What's on the box? 'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox You see the boy/girl's at the bar Everyone thinks she's really ugly But I shut my eyes I make a film And the star of it is Photo Jenny