Beezy - Day in the life lyrics

It was a brisk night, and I was in my clubbing gear mi skin tight Just getting involved within life, in the pub on my fifth pint I got dudes to mi left, chicks to mi right Forget the rent I'm out for the night Twitching mi leg, beats on vinyl, DJ's mix is suicidal! Let it be heard, Yes I've seen her That sweet bird with sleek curves Let me go greet of words I couldn't believe what I've see, ugh This chick had a complete nerve This is the day in the life of a geezer She had clumps of breasts, spunk on her breath Shaving cuts on her legs Like a craving s*ut from club red Her mouth stretched with bites of love on her neck Christ, what the f** what a dirty sket I was gonna f** her mi love ness I'm off down the club some dubstep Sorry babe, but this bruv gotta jet She was like "will so wrongish"?, yeah but you look like dog sh** With you, I don't know what God did, you're hardly worth a knob in Dressed in black like some goth thing, and I'm just being honest This is the day in the life of a geezer So, she slapped mi face with the bag she waved Slag, behave, get back in you place, the cancer will stay Are you mad? You must be gay, I'll s** you off, piss in my face Ugh, no, I don't want a f** in the bong, that smelly thing is your mouth's pongs In the kennel is where you belongs, and you know what babe, this geezer is gone I need to go grab mi coat, I can't believe it, all these slags look like blokes What a load of crap, a bloody joke, you puttin' a damper on mi show Let me go to your hatchet down the road This is the day in the life of a geezer All right bruv, advise one?, on a decent do on a night clubs With nice s*uts, who like to f**, a strictly o one night, ah So then and get walked on life some, Nike ducks, allright some times up I'm off down the road to get on the night bus, to Curtain road With a certain hope to a**ert your growth in a worthless ho's Splurt a load on mi dirty blow? mi gurb grows of a bird blows But she all but knows, she should be on bourbon trout? This is the day in the life of a geezer So I step to the place, step to the shape, ready to take mi leg? to a base Sex? Great. Jets? Wait. Friends? Nay. Your mate? Nay! Let me state. Don't let your slate? I'm a head case. I'll be upset, hey! The threats will take, mi stress and pain to a next stage, have you got some mate?! So, let's not beat 'round the bush, I wanna eat around your tush Do you want a treat, does that sound good? I'm not a complete deer? despite the looks This pink shirt allows me to put mi life into full perspective! This is the day in the life of a geezer I put me hand on her arse, land her some charm, act too tall She gave the laugh, me dandics? hot? I wanna ram it fast Have it large with a slaggish tart But then, it got tense in the club gents , while I've commenced, as a bruv went To touch breasts, and my flesh, it's like set! Before we end up in the chapel, you better feel mi adams apple Yes, downstairs I do have balls, but you're still quite welcome to grab hold! f** off. At least you don't commit hand ball, and this is too much for me to handle! This is the day in the life of a geezer