Beefy - Join My Guild lyrics

Play my game, really there's nothing to it Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid XP gained when the boss gets k**ed More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild Log on all hours and we don't get bored Battle with words or the tip of a sword Play a peacemaker but I rock dual wield Just pa** this test you can join my guild Game time I log on, slay me a dragon Then tell the warlock in my room he gotta get gone Gotta make sure that ya follow the rules Yo don't pick on those dudes, just be nice to nice noobs Leveled on up now I'm a superstar But free fall, uploaded naked avatar Loot drop, next stop is a shopping spree Run victory like Dub, A, S, D We gotta healer gotta tank and we got DPS Retarded cousin in our group can only spell success And if you pa** this test, you can be like us Are you a fan of Cheesybeards baby? That's a must You log on and on and on again And sing that same ol song again But we got your back when it's dark and you can't see More than fantasy, a digi family, come on! Play my game, really there's nothing to it Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid XP gained when the boss gets k**ed More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild Log on all hours and we don't get bored Battle with words or the tip of a sword Play a peacemaker but I rock dual wield Just pa** this test you can join my guild Hurry got no patience, raid another nation The way my helmet glows lets ya know I'm a sensation Game, but I'm not playing, it's serious biz Already got myself a pet, I don't have time for the kids Fingers keep em steady, got my potions at the ready Gotta Tinkerbell who says she had a life like Ugly Betty Palms are getting sweaty, my mom's making spaghetti But she doesn't seem to know that I am going to war! Shift into bear, I bite dudes with swords Leaving every single orc screaming Oh my lord! Small gnomes get saved, Undead get slain While my psychiatrist is never understanding my paid Just because I'm having fun, I gotta give that up? I think because you don't like the way you've grown up So let me bang my drum, let me sing my song Whole world in my palm whenever I log on, go! Play my game, really there's nothing to it Be a thief, be an orc, be an elf, be a druid XP gained when the boss gets k**ed More than a few dwarfs wanna join my guild Log on all hours and we don't get bored Battle with words or the tip of a sword Play a peacemaker but I rock dual wield Just pa** this test you can join my guild