Beefy - Geek Out lyrics

Geek out! Stay online for twenty hours Geek out! Make up brand new super powers Geek out! Keep up on the latest movie news And pimp your little website until it gets about a billion views Geek out! Write a fanfic starring Predator Geek out! Meet your friends and roll a character Geek out! Find the address of Joss Whedon You can go through all his trash and find the things that he's been eating -Find the address of Colbert And try to make him like you just by beating up a bear -Find the address of Beef Thompson Tell him he's the bestestist, and tell him that you love him Geek out! Make a joke then blame the government Don't act like you don't like it cause I know you do a little bit I'm not exactly the type to take some action Get online and join a faction, level up to satisfaction Well that's not for me, but I love ya if ya do it Downing carbonated fluid while you're rolling up a druid I don't care about an Idol, I'm not dancing with the stars But I'll pour a 40 for my love Veronica Mars Rofl at the Office but we cringe at Michael Scott We'll open up a sushi bar, call it Wok It Like It's Hot Slamming like I'm Bam Bam, Indie like I'm Sandman Cute and silly ninja cause I'm beating up the Foot Clan Call me Ben Grimm cause you know that I rock Don't call me tvlinks, there's no way that I'll stop Can't contain me in a comic cause I'll break through every panel Bowl of Fruity Pebbles then logging on to Surf The Channel I'm the nerdcore superhero dude Copy if you want to but it's lame and that is understood Should be praying for your soul if ya ever call me fatty Do a **transformer noise** transforming to a Big Daddy And your girl's my Little Sister, I'll protect her and I'll love her If the shop don't have my comics, pack it up and find another And yo GTA4's got me talking like I'm Russian Eat a bunch of Reese's Pieces and we WASH IT DOWN WITH TUSSIN Like my name was Ca**ie Wright, I got nothing to lose Don't punch me and don't pinch me cause I'm easy to bruise I hit snooze, sip booze while I'm looking at nudes And I joke with all my buddies bout the secrets of ooze Geek out, You'll really love it. Geek out if you're a nerd Like my name was Gigahertz dude I'm totally absurd I'm a jack of all trades and a fan of every hobby You don't know it, I'm on fire like my name was Ricky Bobby Got a twenty sider in my hand Tiny dwarf figurine and it's all at my command Just light me a torch while I take on all the orcs Not really an adventure, just a room full of dorks Glad you like Street Fighter but no way that you can beat me I rock my own style that I learned from Dan Habiki Walk into the club and I pick up the mic Kids holding up the wall yelling Nerdcore For Life Shut your freaking gob, and I'm honest blog If I could get a date with Juno I would give up my job Fertile and she's pretty and she's bad to the bone Smile and say I love her on a hamburger phone Pay to see Iron Man again and again Convince myself that me and Tony Stark could really be friends Nerds everywhere, raise your fist and be proud Tell the rest shut their mouth and prepare to geek out!