Beefy - Tub Of Tobasco lyrics

What do you know about nerdcore? I came in so hard that I kicked in the front door Harder than the outer shell of Emma Frost I'm simple and pretencious just like Macintosh I'm fat can't dance, but I got good rhythem Math says I own, just check the algorithm These days every single movie is lame Oh my god! Look out! There's snakes on the plane! I read Black Cat spit out a monolouge The watch the Strike Back of Jay and Silent Bob In my room alone I'm known to shuffle my feet Listening to Shael Riley and 133T G33K B34T If you like watching p**n than throw up the horns Like I need an excuse to throw up the horns Just practice what you preach and you better believe it You can't rap nerdcore, ya gotta live it and breath it. Name is Beefy Come from a place called K-e-n-n-e-w-i-c-k Hey, moved to Pasco Now I'm the man causing a fiasco And I'll drink a whole freakin' tub of Tabasco Just to prove that I'm that man yo! Yo Jones, do you think I can down a whole tub? Jones: I believe in you Beefy Hey thanks for the love If I just believe then I know I'll achieve I just hope everyone at the show doesn't leave Jones: But Beefy, um, you've never performed on stage... Jones, your part is over, just go talk to Paige And be one of the few nerds with a real girlfriend God I want a lady, can a brotha get an Amen! I think I just wanna leave my hometown Do some geek shows and become world renown Plus I'm blacklisted by my local comic shops And they weren't fooled by the glued-on mutten chops That I wore as a disguise, I even hid my eyes Jones: But your oversized... Just get me better supplies! And we'll run up in that place Dead Presidents style My code name will be Deadpool, your's can be Kyle. Don't listen to the rappers with ladies and cash Mainstream is just a way to blow smoke up your a** They don't know the difference between Mario and Luigi They don't know the difference between a Mac and a PC I'm not a founding father, but I love Nerdcore Rookie of the Year? Mr. Keith A. Moore I only fall in love with ladies who would never love me back I have more music dropping than bombs in Iraq Surf the web for hours than update my own site Talk sh** about anime then get in a fist fight I always need a challenge, I can't seem to settle So let me k** this goblin and I'm sure that I'll level Doc Popular, Drown Radio; He's the only reason that this here song doesn't blow Beefy brings fire, blame it on the Tabasco And if you see me at PAX, come up, say hello