Beefy - Table Top lyrics

Saturday night I'm bringing sk**s here at the table top So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man Back up with a soda pop Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot See that I'm getting outta jail free Hitting duce 5s yo that's my Free Parking Feeling pretty dopehat knowin' I'm winning these games tonight Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet My warrior is known to do 8+1 with his fists Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist "Alright, you guys get to the dungeon, and you finally see the siren that's been causing all this trouble…" "Can I have s** with it?" "No, you can't have… you know what? You've been warned. Put your dice down." Saturday night I'm bringing sk**s here at the table top So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man I receive my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin Thinking that I'm getting the good treasure? That's a great a**umption Back down with the power glove For once we're gonna show this table love Turn the TV off and grab some dice This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC I tell 'em that I've got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip 3am but I don't care my friend you know it's time for conflict Saturday night I'm bringing sk**s here at the table top So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man Never been a fan of Scrabble Words or birds or psychobabble Thanks to the net I can beat my friends in Portland and Seattle We need three days for some RISK Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists But I sit back I don't get pissed I'll win cause I'm an optimist Game of Life? Don't waste my time I'd rather go back home and rhyme I came here for games and friends I wipe the smudge from off my lens Then I stand up on my seat Dispense this knowledge I decree That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives "Right, here's the thing; I… I love you. I love all of… I'm sorry, I love you." Saturday night I'm bringing sk**s here at the table top So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man