Beefy - 1337ology lyrics

Beefy. MC Router. Tanner. Doc Pop Come on. Lets's go Lets's go So lemme lemme lemme lemme lemme get on the track I'm like Street Fighter cabinet yo I got fierce attacks I'm feeling lazy so I'm hitting the sack Often feel like I'm Banjo with Kazooie right on my back So lemme know what you're trying to prove I'm like fire it's true, there is no touching this dude In fact I never stop time; I speed it up Watching you disintegrate while I still stay young It's like my superpower, my shiny gift from Zeus I understand how your feeling lemme get your noose And there's nothing nothing nothing nothing I can do To make you start feeling good about you I've been know to have that Ken Masters confidence Flaming shiruken right against your head to make ya dense Hard not to be impressed with the Beef Some people call me an a**hole, a**holes call me Keith I only throw nat 20s when I need to You run characters transparent enough to read through But I have got my schooling, so baby eat it up Brag about myself a little bit but come on gimme love I'm such a sight to see I got this PhD in 1337ology At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes And I'm-a give it to you motherf**ers one more time I'm such a sight to see I got this PhD in 1337ology I'm an original, I got it in control And I'm getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole To be honest never been good at getting girls undressed But now they get impressed now that Beefy got some press And I sing better than you would believe And I bring all the fire that ya need baby Might be obscene baby, little retarded maybe You're throwing children overboard while you're screaming mayday But I don't need the drama, I'm jumping off dude So you can call me Kratos, you should prolly do the same too And I don't need to believe in the things that you want me to What would Ken Masters do? I think he'd hurricane kick you right into oblivion I really whip the llama's a** baby like I'm Bolivian And people don't like me, and they don't like she She goes by the name of MC Routerlicious, MC Router, I just call her Boots She'll be here in just a minute homie giving you the truth I'm such a sight to see I got this PhD in 1337ology At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes And I'm-a give it to you motherf**ers one more time I'm such a sight to see I got this PhD in 1337ology I'm an original, I got it in control And I'm getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole [MC Router] Beefy's such a sight to see He's got his PhD in 1337ology At the worst of times, still got the best of rhymes He's gonna give it to you motherf**ers one more time Beefy's such a sight to see He's got his PhD in 1337ology He's an original, he got it in control And he's getting nerd girls up on the stripper pole