In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose k** the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don't believe everything that you read You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park (Yo cut it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you k** me? Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the c**aine nose job The daytime crap with the folksinger slop He hung himself with a guitar string Slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite Who's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? (Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? (Drive-by body pierce) (Yo bring it on down) Soy (I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? Sprechen Sie Deutche, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you k** me? (Know what I'm sayin'?)