Beck - Whimsical Actress lyrics

At the theater, i did meet her And the show was whimsical and sublime I'm in tatters, nothing matters Til i grasp a big disaster like a mime She's got the squeegee on the ouija She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime Don't disease me, don't you sneeze me You can cheese me anytime, it's not a crime In the first act, there was a jester With an apple and a mango and some wine He flung the ice-cube, he was so rude And he jousted with the flaming huffy dog (???) She's got the squeegee on the ouija She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime Don't disease me, don't you sneeze me You can cheese me anytime, it's not a crime In the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard With decorations all around There was a bandit, we couldn't stand it He was sniffing the cube like a hound She's got the squeegee on the ouija She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime Don't disease me, don't you sneeze me Oh yeah