LUMIERE Ma chere, Mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner! Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the gray stuff It's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance After all, Miss, this is France And a dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest! LUMIERE AND CHORUS Beef ragout Cheese souffle Pie and pudding "en flambe" LUMIERE We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret! You're alone And you're scared But the banquet's all prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining We tell jokes! I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks CHORUS And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet Come on and lift your gla** You've won your own free pa** To be our guest LUMIERE If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest CHORUS Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! LUMIERE Life it so unnerving For a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon Ahh those good old days when we were useful Suddenly those good old days are gone 10 years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting Needing exercise, a chance to use our sk** Most days we just lay around the castle Flabby, fat and lazy you walked in and oopsie daisy MRS. POTTS It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert, she'll want tea And my dear that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoein' I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm, piping hot Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed CHORUS We've got a lot to do! MRS. POTTS Is it one lump or two? For you, our guest! CHORUS She's our guest! MRS. POTTS She's our guest! CHORUS She's our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! CHORUS Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request It's been years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed With your meal, with your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you, We'll keep going Course by course, one by one 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest!