Beautiful South - Property Quiz lyrics

All the secrets we have shared Have moved to a couple better paired So if he impales himself on javelin or spike I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike And if he wants to be smart And enter a property quiz Every weed in the gardens mine But the lawnmower Every weed in the gardens mine But the lawnmowers his Now you May I watch him do what I used to do So if he dies an ugly d**h or even if he faints I Maybe I shouted too loud Maybe you were blissfully deaf But I hope he Than he was a ref I hope he likes to fly And is a good host to every guest Cause there Than being bored to d**h Yes there Than being bored to d**h Now you