Beautiful South - If We Crawl lyrics

If we crawl at 2, we crawl at 22 And the grovel at the drop of a hat And once they It If we crawl at 2, we can crawl at 102 And the target brainless don Covered so kindly in your opening speech Is tiny crab of thought On a sideways beach Let lessons not the pupils teach Justice not the lessers breach And the maggots not have finger Wagged at by leech Well I made sure I wrote this song in Braille So you could touch the words, the words that sail From my mouth back to the jail You could touch the words that sail From the mouth back to the jail That is posing as tongue Curtsies, bows, thank you sirs and the wearing of a business suit Lead to complaints of backache and end with the Nazi salute And once they It If we crawl at 2, we can crawl at 222