Beautiful Eulogy - Rebooted lyrics

[???] I got love in my sweat glands If you monkeys touch my mangoes then I'll smack you with banana hands We got a plan [Foreknown Apostolic] Character study shows that white America loves negroes So from my black half to my white half, gotta say that I love you too As I backtrack through the mine shaft I'm stepping on dead canaries Necessary precautions just ain't my style I'm a leader in teetering quite maniacally over a violent sea Even I see the irony in being scared even though my beard is piratey I refuse to swashbuckle under the pressure Too scared to be walking the plank and too proud to be swabbing the deck That's not my role I'm an intellectual I've got a wooden pipe and a leather bag and perform in front of a lecture hall Patches on my jacket so the elbows don't get torn I've got a mean glare with enough of a bifocal stare to warn Any potential makers of shenanigans to plan against Any kind of tomfoolery, horseplay, ridiculousness or hijinks They try to take the floor but I take the floor away This is my forum and it's time to start filling them in on what I think