Beastmilk - A runaway situation lyrics

[Verse 1] Around the time my mom kicked me out of home I was camping with some girls, some were ugly, one the bomb So I said: „Yolo! b**h you know I'm solo.“ Get drunk, feel like a Sir, call her trollop f** past! All eyes on this a**! Get even more drunk. Just don't pa** out, PJ! Just don't pa** out! Wake up in a tent, nude 100% percent Can't remember anything, so I turn my head Three naked human vans, one of them a man That ain't the b**h I was supposed to f**, damn [Hook] Oh f**! This is a runaway situation While they laugh up their sleeves, I better up and leave for good Oh sh**! This is one of these stories That you will tell your kids, If you don't up and piss off [Verse 2] Six months later party like a raver Music good, drinks great, girls even greater Then I see her. Punk girl flavor I'd do her a favor, If she'd let me, man, I ate her So I'm like: „Yolo! Girl you can't be solo?“ She's like: „So that's what you think? Buy me a drink though!“ So I'm like: „Wow! That b**h my ho!“ Two drinks later she's like: „Bring me home!“ So I do and she's like: „You want to come in for a tea, right? Living room! In a minute I'll be there.“ So I go and drop my outfit. I swear A minute later she comes in with earl grey like: „...“ Ok, see you later my dear! [Hook] Three months pa**, lazy on my a** Guess who knocks on my f**ing door? Right, cla**! The two tent-b**hes, ugly as f** Rags-to-riches? No, Richy on the rocks! I better go f**ing missing Because this only can mean one thing Oh f** (3x) Why always me? [Hook] Nah! This ain't surely no fat. Look a little ahead! Run, run now, fast! You better run, buddy, or they'll be making fun about the Ass of yours stuck with those ugly hoes and it goes down like that This ain't surely no fat. Look a little ahead! Run, run now, fast! You better run, buddy, or they'll be making fun about the Ass of yours stuck with those ugly hoes and it goes down like that