First boyfriend You live in my house and we share a toilet seat And I am not the least bit drawn The covers in divisive heaps Scared of how little I care First boyfriend You live in my house and we share a toilet seat And I am not the least bit drawn And I am not the least bit drawn to your heat On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself Nurse this erection back to full health On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself I am elsewhere Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Fated all the while You know that this was never your home Your life, your husband, your time Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Fated all the while You know no love remains No, not at all No, not in either one of us You don't do anything with your life Fascinating, terrible - your stupid idling mind I can prod your hurt all night Or resign and find Any other stupid thing to do with my time I was never poetic and never kind Scared of how little I care for you Scared of how little I care for you Scared of how little I care for you I am elsewhere On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself Nurse this erection back to full health On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself I am elsewhere Failed your maiden voyage Failed your maiden voyage Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Fated all the while You know that this was never your home Your life, your husband, your time Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Failed your maiden voyage Failed the maiden voyage Fated all the while You know no love remains No, not at all No, not in either one of us