Based APL - Laced Curtains lyrics

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Based APL - Laced Curtains lyrics

[Intro] So it's come to my attention that some people think I'm not truly freestyling When I say I'm freestyling So how bout we freestyle on a track with video And then you can see what I'm talking about [Verse 1] This one goes out to all the mutha f**in hatas Who think I'm writing my thoughts down on pen and paper I would tell you ahead of time I wouldn't play you kid How bout you peep this rhyme [Verse 2] I was walking down the street and I saw your mother Patrice She was wearing a green dress She had crooked teeth I walked into the house I walked into the house I saw you on the couch I waved you goodbye As me and your mother walked up inside Of her bedroom She had the laced curtains I love the laced curtains I love the laced curtains That she had on her bed [Verse 3] We started doing the, friggidy diggidy You heard the noise from downstairs in your basery You heard the bams, and the slaps, and the little "ohh-ahh" That I did to your mom that day That you saw the f**in crime that I commited on your mother It was mutual You can agree That your mother is now my b**h So that makes me your daddy Scratch that itch Scratch that itch, son That itch in the back of your head That's the itch that said "I just f**ing rocked you dead." I f**ing owned your soul I f**ing owned you dead You best move out Boarding school for you, Chet Yeah, your name is Chet I don't even understand, how could your name be Chet? That's like from the Hardy Boys or something The Hardly Boys, remember those books? There was a character named Chet, who was kinda fat, ate all the time You remind me of Chet [Outro] So I hope that clears up any of this This is freestyle, top of ya head I'm not, cuz I ain't ever done (incoherent) It's just off top of my head, you can't tell I mean, God, wasn't even that good of a freestyle, at all But I just owned your mom, and I'm your daddy So I'm gonna go But I like this beat a lot so I just wanna listen to it for a second more