Baseball Gregg - Ulysses lyrics

I bought a phone, then I made a son While surfing crowds in 2004 I left my daughter naked in the woods I miss my old wife, not so much I mean We started touring, we knew a Chinese man He told us, "Someday you'll k** your closest friend" I ate a weird cheese, I almost died that night And when I came home I was really feeling strange No, Ulysses don't mess with me