Baseball Gregg - On a Bus lyrics

I had an abortion which blossomed last night And meantime you all were getting drunk This city is a bummer and I don't feel that well Are you down to come dying in my bed Come on die I think I'm a loner, should I say it's a bug Of my endocrine cells producing that drug That makes me so nervous almost everytime Then I'm secretly covered with slime In my pants I first met you on a bus And I have always loved you from day one I first met you on a bus And I'll always love you like day one Things are getting worse, why don't we move to Japan? Only me and you in a tiny van Is there any chance that we can get old together? Let me be your best friend forever Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on It's a promise, and I'll keep it, come on I keep on trying but every effort's in vain And you leave me all alone in the rain With my change I first met you on a bus And I have always loved you from day one I first met you on a bus And I'll always love you like day one I'm floating down here and I'm asking for help I'm floating down here and I'm asking for help Oh my dear, I've become a kelp