BartBaker - Starboy Parody lyrics

[Verse 1: The Weeknd] I'm The Weeknd, I'm the greatest ever Rich as hell, now got so much cheddar I'm a huge pop star dude however I'm never happy, smile never And so I made a catchy song that Makes me seem like an egocentric arse All I do in this verse is brag about all the cars and girls I have I hate the person that I used to be So I cut my hair and now I've totally Reinvented myself with a hair cut Which is a very immature teen mentally It's clear that I've totally lost my mind All of these platinum records have made me blind Might as well destroy everything I have But, before that, I'ma snort some lines [Hook 1: The Weeknd] (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) They would all laugh (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) At my stupid f**ing hairdo (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) Kiss my damn arse (Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha) Now I'm richer than all of you [Verse 2: The Weeknd] Now that my hair's gone, the next thing I must do Is get rid of all my other old sh** too Switch my style up even more just to prove I'll still be the best, no matter what I lose For example, if I chop off this leg I will probably get even more respect Here, I'll just hack it off with this Neon cross Even my blood is rich, it tastes like pasta sauce Okay, that hurts, but what a relief To prove that there's another part of the old me I don't need as long I have money Guess I might as well chop off the other one also Even without legs, I am still the best I'll post this on instagram, hashtag blessed Who needs limbs? I should just lose the rest Daft Punk, what's up? Guys, are you impressed? [Hook 2: Daft Punk] Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha What have you done? Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha You're a motherf**ing stump boy Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha You are so dumb Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha (Chop my motherf**ing head off)