BartBaker - Adele - "Hello" PARODY lyrics

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BartBaker - Adele - "Hello" PARODY lyrics

[Verse 1: Adele] Hello Help me I have no service I shouldn't have switched to AT&T I cannot, even tweet My entire world is crashing down I feel like I'm dyin' Hello Can you hear me? [Verse 1: Ex-Boyfriend] Adele calm down use the landline, you are such a drama queen [Pre-Chorus: Adele] No I canceled that, last week I'm havin' a panic attack [Pre-Chorus: Ex-Boyfriend] Just try outside, stop crying [Pre-Chorus: Adele] This entire song is, one giant, first world problem rant [Chorus: Adele] Hello oh God no why! I still have zero bars outside I'm so screwed my life is, crumbling before my eyes Wait I know, I'll go back in, and connect with wifi Oh no I'm locked outside I can't f**ing believe this, why? Please come to the door and let me back in the home It's fifty degrees and all I have is this ma**ive coat I'm so cold [Verse 2: Adele] Thank God, a payphone In the middle of the woods, makes perfect sense, normal totally Come on, pick it up I can't believe I'm locked out of the house and you're not answering [Pre-Chorus: Adele] It's been an hour, since my last tweet, my fans must think I'm dead [Chorus; Adele] Help me I cannot get online If I do not say hello I Will lose my following They will forget about me Wait hold up I have a, bar now I can tweet Hello I'm still alive I have bad service, locked outside [Chorus: Cat Lady] She can't get in her house And her service is bad [Chorus: Couch Lady] Oh God poor Adele, her life is, in shambles it's so sad [Chorus: Adele] It's the worst day of my life And now my f**ing phone just died Everything's gone wrong my, world's falling apart I might as well just give up and, shove this knife in my heart Good-bye world