BartBaker - What About Love Parody lyrics

[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm a clone of Bieber, wear oversized sneakers, and sing into mirrors And my- my government grew me, in a laboratory, to become the next big teen hearthrob [Scientist 1:] Everything's looking good, next we should, test out how he performs the hook! [Austin:] Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool Chasing a broad, acting like I am in love Singing a song, that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb [Justin Bieber:] Who is this scum? [Austin:] Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm f**ing perfect, b**h [Girl:] No, it's because you look 9, and I hope you realize, that this song sounds just like, Bye Bye Bye [Scientist 1:] Everyting's looking great, with Austin [Scientist 2:] Wait, who is that? [Scientist 1:] Oh sh** it's Justin [Justin:] This needs to stop [Scientist 2:] Crap he found us this is bad [Justin:] You think you're hot, but you don't even wear drop crotch pants [Austin:] Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my a** [Justin:] That's the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match [Austin:] OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag [Justin:] Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag [Scientist 2:] What the hell is happening? [Scientist 1:] Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake, we need to deactivate