BartBaker - Kiss You Parody lyrics

[Zayn] Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this Bike To make all you teen girls wet with delight Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs? That's us taking your dad's cash [Harry] Oh I know i know I know that this looks kinda strange But I just feel right when I'm rubbing on Zayne Please don't tell taylor swift, she'd get pissed Even though I dumped that b**h [Liam] Guys this is bullsh**, why am I riding in this? [Simon] It's Your Punishment [Liam] For What? [Simon] For shaving your head! [Harry] Now let's all go [All] To Pri son So we can dance with locked up men And then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics [Harry] Why don't we take off all our clothes And play a game of drop the soap! [All] Hell Yea [Simon] I WILL TAKE the photographs! [All] Let's Drop Our Pants! [Harry] And these 5 soap bars! [Zayn] Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski It will make this video less crappy This is ridiculous, diculous Who is directing this sh**? [Niall] Oh, I'm only Irish guy singing in this song That's why I dance like a gay leprechaun Also I play guitar, play guitar Did ya know I play guitar? [Liam] Oh Holly Crap Taylor Swift is on our a** She's got a GUN [Taylor] Ahhhhh! [Zayne] She's gonna k** Harry and then write a [All except Harry] Hit song About How you did her so wrong [Taylor] I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can't you see you belong with me? [Harry] Hey Maybe I can k** the b**h Using my secret nipple trick [ALL] Go for it [Taylor] Omg what the hell is that?! [ALL] He just made her crash [Harry] With my 4 nipples!!!! [ALL] Harry has 4 nipples Harry has 4 nipples They made taylor drive off the road [Louis] To celebrate let's all dress up as [ALL] Sea – ee – men Because we all love sea – ee – men [Niall] We mean jizz [Louis] I'm gonna give Harry a french kiss [Zayne] I am gonna s** on my own dick [ALL] Taylor was just a cover up [Harry] To hide the fact I like man bu*t [Taylor] What did you say [ALL] How the hell is she still alive [Taylor] I will never die! Now let me k** you!